The random keyboard cable has failed miserably. You need to take cover while no-one's looking. The parallel display translator has found an insurmountable problem. You need to find someone to blame before Bill Gates finds out. The single-ended database inverter has suffered a catastrophy. You need to find someone to blame while no-one's looking. The integral security display has been broken by some unknown person (i.e. you). You need to leave a negative review on Trip Advisor - what are you waiting for?. The modular server adapter has encountered a terminal error. You need to send hate mail to the IT department before the NSA finds out. The concatenated printer port has crashed. You need to leave a negative review on Trip Advisor - what are you waiting for?. Your ghetto name is Bochaiprince. Your colleague has urinated in the coffee pot. I advise you to bribe me to keep quiet before next week. The accelerated security converter has failed miserably. You need to find someone to blame and post a photo of it on Facebook. AMOGUS.
Whenever you are to do a thing, though it can never be known but to yourself, ask yourself how you would act were all the world looking at you, and act accordingly.
The point, as Marx saw it, is that dreams never come true.
How powerful is man! He is able to do all that God wishes him to do. He is able to accept all that God sends upon him.
are, at most, but inconsiderable props and appendages.
Look at everything as though you were seeing it either for the first or last time. Then your time on earth will be filled with glory.
Rule No.1: Never lose money. Rule No.2: Never forget rule No.1.
You will find it a very good practice always to verify your references, sir.
A politician is an animal which can sit on a fence and yet keep both ears to the ground.
IMPALE, v.t. In popular usage, to pierce with any weapon which remains fixed in the wound ... properly, to put to death by thrusting an upright sharp stake into the body, the victim being left in a sitting position.
It is the person who is blind to what goes on around him that is most surprised when the same things happen to him.
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